aphtonites:

war has changed

aphtonites:

war has changed

gelatins:

im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”

"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl) ←
ampora-of-hearts:

the roboarm was soooo cooool, why couldn’t she keep it ::::(

ampora-of-hearts:

the roboarm was soooo cooool, why couldn’t she keep it ::::(

@gays why don’t yall want to take fucking responsibility for being biphobic?? it’s not just straight people and yall know it

thickhoe:

simba-stay-trill:

No one is fucking biphobic stfu people don’t like that you aren’t with one sex. You are getting with both. Just pick goddamnit

"no one is fucking biphobic were just biphobic”

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember


So I’ll be sailing onOut into bermuda blueCompass needle breaksLike the heart I gave to youIve been laying down in the devils lairSailing into the sun I’ll be baptized there

So I’ll be sailing on
Out into bermuda blue
Compass needle breaks
Like the heart I gave to you
Ive been laying down in the devils lair
Sailing into the sun
I’ll be baptized there

onlylolgifs:

Bicycle Powered Tree House Elevator

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados